//text// Sup Bitch

NICE! Did she press charges?

My aunt gave some bullshit line about "acting out" and guess who had to go through a couple of mandatory therapy sessions? No charges, a couple hours in lock up. And I still regret it. If only because I didn't get to finish writing "Bitch" on the trunk. But I did get it on the hood and driver's side door, so I'm kind of okay with it.

I kind of love you, just a little bit. Speaking of Moms, did you come up with a name for the Anti-Christ. I feel kind of bad not calling it by its proper name.

Well, since it's going to be a girl (!!!), Chuck chose Ilsa Marie. (Well, he chose beforehand...) What do you think?

Ilsa? As in one of the greatest movie heroines of all time? How did I not see that one coming?

I have no idea. You really should have. It's pretty though, right?

Yes, it's pretty. Ilsa Marie Bass. I like it.

And would you like to be the GodMother to the Anti-Christ?

I'm pretty sure I'm already going to Hell, so sure, why not?

Thanks, Vanessa.

Don't worry! I'll save you a nice spot there ^_^

I was talking about the God Mother thing. Not the hell thing, you loony. I've already got a spot reserved.